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B
"Beat the Band"
Meaning: with much noise, excitement, or commotion; very much, very fast; outdoing all others.

ex: Last night on that there television I saw a bear ridin a unicylce. Over Nigre Falls! Doesn't that beat the band?!

"Behind the Eight Ball"
Meaning: in trouble or out of luck; in a difficult position or in a bad situation with little hope of winning.

ex: While I was drunk last night I promised this girl I'd let her pork me in the ass tonight. And I'm out of alcohol! Damn, I'm really behind the eight ball today.

"Busman's Holiday"
Meaning: spending your free time doing the same thing you do during working hours.

ex: I got off work last night at like 10:30 and now I have to go back in to pick up Backdoor Sluts 9. What a busman's holiday!

I found this book on my bookshelf last week and gave it a look today. So I've decided for the next 26 or whoever many days it takes, every day I will read a letter section of the book and post my favorite Idioms that begin with that letter. Today...

A
"Albatross around your neck"

Meaning: A very difficult burden that you can't get rid of or a reminder of something you did that was wrong.
Origin: In 1798 the English poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge wrote his most famous poem, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." In the poem a young sailor shoots a large seabird called analbatross. In those days that was considered very unlucky. Sure enough, a lot of bad things happen to the ship, and the crew blames the young sailor. They hang the dead bird around his neck.

Yea, the A's sucked. Nothing too good in there. Hopefully the B's will be cooler.

I've decided that I'm done with underwear. What's the point, really? Besides not flashing everyone when someone depants you, there is really no point. The only real practical reason I see is if you are one of those weird assed people who "drip" from both ends. In that case, just get some diapers. You just feel so much more free when you don't wear underwear. It's so comfortable. And cooool. Not James Dean cool, although I bet HE didn't wear undergarments, but cold. It's good on a hot day. Here's an analogy. Wearing underwear is like playing Doom 3 without bump-mapping. Then taking off your underwear is like playing Doom 3 with x16 antialiasing and bump mapping on full blast. It's just an astounding difference. It's pure bliss. Now, playing Doom 3 without underwear is one of the most pure experiences a person could have. I recomend it to everyone everywhere, regardless of your current politcal or socioeconomis status.

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So I'm watching this thing that is asking people what they want to say to Michael Moore, when this girl comes up and it shows her name and says that she's a factory worker. "Every city you go to you're seeing the devistation of corporate globalization taking control over our communities." She's a FACTORY WORKER. She works in a FACTORY. She complains about globalization and corporations taking over when she just promotes it by working in a factory. I guess she's fighting against it by being a goth and buying black hair dye. From a company. Hypocrites are awesome. Just like hippies.

Question.

Why do people get so up in arms and pissed off when someone wants to drill in Alaska or in some Tundra Reserve? Now, I understand why you don't want to cut down trees and stuff in like Yellowstone or Jellystone, we wouldn't want Yogi Bear to run out of pickinick basckits now would we? They have animals and trees and trails and much enjoyment and beauty where people can sit and go "Wow, this is beautiful. I can't believe I'm wasting my life in an office building instead of camping out here all day?" Then they realize that there's no toilet and their cell phones get no reception then they realize they like money and capitalism. But what's the problem with Alaska? Seriously. Oh no, we're gonna displace some snow and ice while creating jobs. And we all know that creating jobs is a bad thing that we definatly do not need right now. "It's a wildlife reserve! Think about the children!" Fuck you AND your children. Not like that, sick fuck. Ooh, wildlife reserve? Who the fuck cares? What's there? Ice, snow, maybe some bullshit trees, PERHAPS some caribou or rats or white snow bunnies. Save the bunnies! You complain that we only went into Iraq for oil while you ignore the part about him disobeying UN Sanctions that he agreed to follow for over 12 years, but you don't want us drilling for ourselves? What about dependence on foreign oil? What about your fucking SUV? Oh, what? I can't hear you? You're a hypocrite and you actually don't know what the fuck you're talking about? Oh yea, that's what I thought.

Question.

Why do people get so up in arms and pissed off when someone wants to drill in Alaska or in some Tundra Reserve? Now, I understand why you don't want to cut down trees and stuff in like Yellowstone or Jellystone, we wouldn't want Yogi Bear to run out of pickinick basckits now would we? They have animals and trees and trails and much enjoyment and beauty where people can sit and go "Wow, this is beautiful. I can't believe I'm wasting my life in an office building instead of camping out here all day?" Then they realize that there's no toilet and their cell phones get no reception then they realize they like money and capitalism. But what's the problem with Alaska? Seriously. Oh no, we're gonna displace some snow and ice while creating jobs. And we all know that creating jobs is a bad thing that we definatly do not need right now. "It's a wildlife reserve! Think about the children!" Fuck you AND your children. Not like that, sick fuck. Ooh, wildlife reserve? Who the fuck cares? What's there? Ice, snow, maybe some bullshit trees, PERHAPS some caribou or rats or white snow bunnies. Save the bunnies! You complain that we only went into Iraq for oil while you ignore the part about him disobeying UN Sanctions that he agreed to follow for over 12 years, but you don't want us drilling for ourselves? What about dependence on foreign oil? What about your fucking SUV? Oh, what? I can't hear you? You're a hypocrite and you actually don't know what the fuck you're talking about? Oh yea, that's what I thought.

Question.

Why do people get so up in arms and pissed off when someone wants to drill in Alaska or in some Tundra Reserve? Now, I understand why you don't want to cut down trees and stuff in like Yellowstone or Jellystone, we wouldn't want Yogi Bear to run out of pickinick basckits now would we? They have animals and trees and trails and much enjoyment and beauty where people can sit and go "Wow, this is beautiful. I can't believe I'm wasting my life in an office building instead of camping out here all day?" Then they realize that there's no toilet and their cell phones get no reception then they realize they like money and capitalism. But what's the problem with Alaska? Seriously. Oh no, we're gonna displace some snow and ice while creating jobs. And we all know that creating jobs is a bad thing that we definatly do not need right now. "It's a wildlife reserve! Think about the children!" Fuck you AND your children. Not like that, sick fuck. Ooh, wildlife reserve? Who the fuck cares? What's there? Ice, snow, maybe some bullshit trees, PERHAPS some caribou or rats or white snow bunnies. Save the bunnies! You complain that we only went into Iraq for oil while you ignore the part about him disobeying UN Sanctions that he agreed to follow for over 12 years, but you don't want us drilling for ourselves? What about dependence on foreign oil? What about your fucking SUV? Oh, what? I can't hear you? You're a hypocrite and you actually don't know what the fuck you're talking about? Oh yea, that's what I thought.

I think I'm going to change my name from Jake Lloyd Day to Jake Bitchin Day.

My first new post since June 9th. Hot damn. And this'll probably be my first new NEW post that wasn't also posted over in my livejournal. Get ready to rock.

All you hardcore loyal fans have been yearning and here it is:

So I was sitting here thinking "You know what Jake Day (cause even I call myself Jake Day), it's about fucking time you updated your little fun site of joy for all the little kiddies to...enjoy." And that's what I'm doing right now, bitches!

But what IS updating, really? I'm just appeasing my masters. Obeying my overlords. I'm just a consumer, man, nothing more. It's ok to steal from Wal-Mart cause they're a big corporation even though they employ people that need the money. Woops, went off on a little rant there. Oooh! Rant! That reminds me of taint for some reason. Taint. Now that's a good word. If you don't know what it is, then you should go look it up, cause I'm not about to tell you. I was in summer health and I told someone they'd better shut up or I would "kick them in the taint." They shut up pretty fuckin quickly. Try it some time. Then send me what they said. I'll post it! JakeDay@gmail.com, bitches.

Pssh.

Well, today I found another loophole for the Bess filtering program. I had a good one going for about a month there, but then they shut it down. This new one, all you have to do is type in the URL you want to go to, then for the Language Translation category, translate the page from Russian to English and everything will be exactly as it should be.

Sorry for only finding this the 3rd to last day of school.

http://webtranslation.paralink.com/urlmode.asp

now go cry yourself to sleep little one. just go cry.

it's OJ Simpson. With Nicole Kidman in a meat grinder. And a kitten saying 100% Not Guilty!

thanks to the geniuses of John Falk and Jake Day.

Rock

I have lost all caring and desire to be with people.

For some reason, all I want to do is play FFVII.

Now to Zeller's and Papenburg's to have lots of fun.

Vice on, niggras.

PS: I now have a signed copy of Fight Club and Chuck Palahniuk is making a necklace for me. Fuck yea. You bitches can't compare to that shit.

Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries

Tue Jun 1,10:50 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom ambulance.



From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.


"We need to increase the usage of condoms," said Carl Osvald, marketing manager for the Swedish Organization for Sex Education, the non-governmental organization behind the initiative. "It is 50 percent about pregnancy and 50 percent about sexually transmitted diseases."


The ambulances will operate in Stockholm and the southern cities of Malmo and Gothenberg. The service, aimed at young people, will run until June 25 and be available between four in the afternoon and nine at night.


A packet of 10 condoms will cost 50 crowns ($6.72), less than they cost on average in the shops.


The incidence of sexually transmitted disease is increasing rapidly in Sweden and not enough young people use condoms, Osvald said.


"We need to change attitudes to condoms," he said. "If we need to get out in to the bedrooms to make things better we will do it."

that's the shirt i got in Chicago that i'm not allowed to wear. teehee!

I don't believe there was ever I time that I didn't hate alicia baker. I believe that I hated her even when I did not know her. The very thouight of a person like her made my skin crawl from my ver soul. Though I did not know the name that would personify my very hatred of humanity, I knew that the being it would be would make me die a little inside everytime I saw her. For me seeing her must mean that she is not dead yet, and therefor, there is, in fact, no God. No God atall.

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yay!

well, time for some America's Army.

Posted by: Jake / 11:19:00 AM